No Sweat

by DJ Glitterpussy

When I am on a semi-crowded elevator I like to pace back and forth very nervously. I bite my nails and let out deep breaths. It usually causes a general sense of uneasiness among the car’s patrons. As I exit the door I usually say things like, “Phew!”. Then in a loud celebratory shout as I enter my desired floor I yell, “We made it!!” and raise my hands in the air in victory. Its important to remind people not to take things, like jettisoning into the sky hundreds of feet into the air safely, for granted. The counter to this–it is also important to remind people that they shouldn’t sweat the small things in life….#elevatorsarefun